002. Prison, and Attractions

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[atrb=border,0,true] deadman wonderland THE HAPPIEST PLACE IN HELL Welcome to Deadman Wonderland! As you may know, DW is one of Japan's newest, most successful privately-owned prison and theme park! Here we take in men and women who have committed all sorts of crimes; from petty thefts to murder. Unlike your typical prison, these violent people are able to mingle with one another under strict observation. The collars around their necks allow us to know where they are at all times, making it impossible for any of them to escape and harm innocent civilians. It is our duty to ensure your safety! You may also note that these vile criminals are here to serve you! They are allowed to participate in events held at Deadman Wonderland to both entertain the guests and get a bit of community service out of the way. The guests are placed in the most secure settings and can watch in complete comfort as the men and women of DW perform in games, show off tricks, and even run in races! Some may contain heavy violence, but we assure you that no men are harmed during them. We take the utmost care of our residents, so no need to worry! For every prison, there are those deemed more dangerous than any other, and Deadman Wonderland is no different! In DW, such prisoners are on ‘Death Row’, said sentence being a specialized collar resting about their necks constantly subjecting them to poison; these collars are capable of the shock and restraining properties of the average prison collars, as well as the poisonous property previously mentioned. Said poison is fed constantly, and the only antidote is given to the prisoners as ‘candy’, a bitter treat that must be taken every three days, otherwise the poison will take affect and the ‘Death Row Rule’ will be put into place. The antidote ‘candy’ must be paid for by the prisoners at the cost of 100 thousand Cast. Here in Deadman Wonderland, the criminals are allowed to live life rather normally: though they must typically share rooms with other inmates, they are given cards holding what we call "Cast Points". These Cast Points are considered the money of DW and allows them to purchase foods, furniture and even some sweet candy! Why, there’s even a menu in the cafeteria for anybody with the disposable income… and its even said that, for 200 Million Cast, one can even shorten their sentence and make bail! Good luck making so much, of course We promise you a wonderful time here at Deadman Wonderland, whether you are a guest or... a permanent resident~

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[atrb=border,0,true] happy dog race RUN RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN FOR APAN! Welcome, one and all, to the Happy Dog Race! Today you are in for a very special treat as you get to see the nice little prisoners here at Deadman Wonderland. Here in the land of fun, and games we have various shows, and the Happy Dog Race is quite possibly the most entertaining we have! In this show we have the prisoners of Deadman Wonderland run for their dear little lives through various obstacles. Oh I'm simply kidding. While not for the faint of heart, our prisoners put on a show. Never mind our staff carrying of the bodies of the sore losers; they're simply acting to heighten your enjoyment, and make the show seem more real. While all the obstacles that cover the entire length of the Happy Dog Race seem quite deadly, all you need to do is just remember it is just a show. For their involvement all our little running actors receive an apan for such fine acting, while the winner of the race gets 100,000 CP as a reward.

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[atrb=border,0,true] carnival corpse NOT YOUR AVERAGE CARNIVAL Welcome, one and all, to the Carnival Corpse! You are very special guests to be invited here~! In this arena we choose from a select group of very special individuals with very unique abilities to fight to the death... or at least until one is no longer able to fight back. We will give you quite the show with different terrains, battle scenarios, and especially the Deadmen themselves. All we expect out of you is your enjoyment... and your money~! We have to make a living, after all, and you can even enter in to watch these duals anonymously so that no one will be able to find you. We value your safety and desires, so we assure you that no one will ever be able to find you! Now, enjoy the show~

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[atrb=border,0,true] punishment game THE SADDEST SHOW Ah, the Punishment Game. If you do not know about the punishment game then surely you are missing out! In this game, the loser of the Carnival Corpse is strapped cruelly to a chair and forced to watch the slot machine spin. Whatever it lands on is what will be taken from that person, whether it be a lung, part of the stomach, an eye, an arm, a leg, anything! The choice of anesthetics is not up to you, by the way, but the doctor~. Do not complain about what is taken and be happy you are simply alive... Unless you've had too much taken from you, already! Haha~ So what does this teach us? Ah, yes: don't be a loser. Give us a good show and beat each other into the ground! By the way, that macabre slot? If you land on that, then whatever is to be taken from you in the punishment game will be broadcasted to the rest of the prison! Isn't that lovely~? Good luck!